Introducing ZOMBIE Fragrance from Demeter Fragrance Library®
The Zombie Apocalypse Doesn’t Mean You Have to be Stinky.
Ever watch “The Walking Dead” on AMC and think about the atrocious smells? Although the characters don’t reference it very often, (maybe because they’re used to it at this point) it practically jumps out of the screen at me. If you’re an olfactory oriented person like me then you like for you and your environment to have a nice scent (research shows it helps with mood and productivity). During the Zombie Apocalypse, it’s bad enough you won’t have running water in which to bathe, but you’ll also have the smell of your rotting flesh to deal with. Let alone that your whole existential being goes out the window, does the thought of the dreaded odor of the Zombie Apocalypse shake you to the core?
Enter Demeter Fragrance Library! They swoop in and rescue us from the inevitable stench of the Zombie Apocalypse with their new fragrances designed for the undead. As is proven by the annals of Zombie lore, it’s very difficult to avoid infection during a Zombie Apocalypse. Satchel Paige said, “Ain’t no man can avoid being born average, but there ain’t no man got to be common.” At Demeter, we say, “No one can avoid being a Zombie, but no Zombie has to smell dead and decayed”.
In their very limited edition fragrances, Demeter shows us how to be the best smelling Zombies not alive.
• Zombie for Him: Death and Decay on the forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dead and dying vegetation, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.
• Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance, Zombie for Him with some Dregs from the bottom of the Wine Barrel for a feminine touch.
So if you are turned undead during an apocalypse, you can at least say, “Well…at least I smell nice!” Or would it just come out, “Aah…grogh raah uhhh!”
Limited editions of Zombie are only available from Mar. 15 to Apr. 30, 2013.
Only at: www.DemeterFragrance.com
Available in: 1.0 oz and 4.0 oz Cologne Sprays